Swamp Warrior

Those who are believers will wish those who minister among the warriors of the Deep Swamp well, for surely even these swampy creatures are worthy of redemption. They are, however, recalcitrant, preferring their own dark and misguided ways as well as the delicate flesh of earnest missionaries, especially when braised with assorted legumes, to any teachings that these missionaries may offer. And, missionaries are always welcomed with happy drumming and great singing, shortly to be followed by the sound of club sundering skulls and, then, the scent of roasting meat.