The Best of Fishes

Bronzini, the fabled fish of the southern water is to be poached in its natural juices which are most pungent, after first removing its pungent skin and sharp spines which contain a deadly poison which if touched will lead to a certain and most excruciatingly painful and slow death during which the victim turns green with agony and in the final moments screams for death. The body must be burned before its slime spreads and cause more horror. Serve with a light Veneto white.