Episode MXXII – Holy War

Appearing before us in their finest raiment and effecting poses most fierce, they heathen displayed Gonnes most terrible and waved all manner of short sword and pike, while chanting the most despicable prayers and admonitions, telling us that we our message of salvation and redemption from sin must cease as it is naught but blasphemy and an insult and sacrilege. And, so they threatened us with great harm as well as beheading as well as stretching most foul. To correct these horrid words, we distracted them with foods and sweetmeats most delectable and when they were otherwise occupied treated them to the benefits of true faith and the blessing of confessions of guilt which they resisted until we applied the ultimate dispensation.