Episode CXXXIV – An Offering of Fish

This offering of joy was made to our most reverential and pious pilgrims by a heathen priestess who upon feeling the fire of righteousness and unable to stop from writhing in well deserved pain agreed to confess her guilt and reveal where the most sacred relics of her altar were kept. As they proved to be encrusted with jewels and pleased us mightily and in as much as her wish was to end the agony of faith to which we had given her in an effort to wreak her salvation, we acquiesced with the use of a flail and reveled in our charity and by giving further thanks to all her kin.