Heeding The Call

A simple farmer he was, a hewer of wood and hauler of water and without the benefits of a formal education, who upon hearing the call to rise up and to spread the word of his most divine and gracious suzerain, deity on earth and made mortal who would bring the benefits of the great way of life and true values to all, did join the throng of like minded decent men to go over the mountain and to the sea to learn the art of the mariner and spread the word and reap great reward from those who failed to accept what was offered.

The visitor that came to call

Without warning. Without any attention to protest. The visitor entered, took what he came for and left. And, afterwards, the sorrow began and nothing was ever after the same. The house grew silent and there was not peace as things slowly but very definitely came asunder and the earth swallowed all.

Thing under sink revealed

Always happy to say hello or to get up close with teeth dripping with grizzle laden spit and smelling of the latest victim, our friend is most charming at first meeting, even loves to flirt. But, it is flesh not fun that it wants and nothing but flesh and, most of all, your flesh. Make it happy and suggest a recipe.

The thing under the sink

So here it is from under the sink, ready to play a tune or to draw blood if one is careless. And, if one is careless and is slovenly enough not to wide that blood away before it turns black, there is no help but prayer, not that prayer will do you much good by then for you will be delirious and drooling so much as to choke and drown.

The Best of Fishes

Bronzini, the fabled fish of the southern water is to be poached in its natural juices which are most pungent, after first removing its pungent skin and sharp spines which contain a deadly poison which if touched will lead to a certain and most excruciatingly painful and slow death during which the victim turns green with agony and in the final moments screams for death. The body must be burned before its slime spreads and cause more horror. Serve with a light Veneto white.

In the wood, above the door, behind the sill, there was the sign that we had all feared. The sign of what was to come and consume us for trespassing on these lands and filling them with foul fire, for failing to save the souls of those who dwelled on the land and for not feeding the beasts at the times required by the sacred ordnances. If only we had heeded the word and tended our flocks. But, we were driven by our faith in the greatness of our mission.

Gunnar Stands Firm

And, stand he did, prepared for the heathen who would come among the pilgrims, selecting the most appealing and sending them directly to the pot, after a good frisking and other indignities.

The urge is now in and cannot be stopped as there are many souls to save from the great madness that is everywhere in evident. The evil that is at work shall not pass and the wealth that everywhere abounds must be taken for the greater glory of our divine suzerain. So spoke the high priest in goading the acolytes forward with promises of salvation and glory, knowing that in heaven above awaits even greater reward for those that convert or burn the heathen, for they are to be shown no mercy when it comes to spreading holiness.

Thereupon, the greatest of priests revealed a body fetish of the most terrible sort saying that those who shirk their duty will be so marked and like him taught the true meaning of faith by fire.